Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Citizen's Arrest....

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can not, and will not offer a valid reason why you would wear such a thing. There is no excuse for embarrassing your kids and exposing those around you to such a fashion crime. You are not the victim here. And if in fact you are married, your wife is also fully at fault for letting you get away with such a thing, and she will be charged with being an accessory to the crime. You will have the right to an attorney should anyone choose to defend you.

And for sobbing out loud, let's NOT let this happen again.

Speaking of fashion crimes...Anyone remember this guy from last year?? I guess baseball just brings 'em out of the woodworks....

1 comment:

katie newton said...

LOLOLOL!!!!! NOT ok. Under any circumstances. It kind of hurts my tummy actually. Thank you for exposing societies wardrobe felonies.